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Tuesday, January 7, 2014

My Life Right Now...

Got this off tumblr from here.  This has been my life for the past week you guys.

Periods in a Nutshell
  • Period:Your stomach hurts.
  • Period:No it doesn't, eat everything.
  • Period:Why did you eat all the things, your stomach hurts!
  • Period:No it doesn't, there's a plate of brownies. Eat them.
  • Period:Your uterus is pulsing. Change position twenty times to see if that helps.
  • Period:You want to fuck him.
  • Period:No you don't, kill him.
  • Period:You're bored. Let's literally cry about that, shall we?
  • Period:Never mind, just find people and kill them.